“So what’s your fee?” they asked, and we were lost for words already. I mean, like, what the fuck can you say? We ended up with them mentioning 3K and us promising to split the tips 50/50. What can I say.

So there we were, 6 AM SLT, on May 19th, all bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, in Oz. Of all places. Venue owner nowhere to be found, but we could rez our carpet and potted feather palm. We were also able to set a stream URL on the parcel. Three people showed up.

<singing>

See them run for their money,

good to see you honey,

run for their money, run for their lives.

See them run for their money,

come sit beside me honey,

run for their money, man, they run wild!

</singing>

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